RC Crawler Remote Control Military Truck in 1:16 scale. Features four wheel drive and mobility in all directions for hours of fun.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

Look like a rock star with this 3D Skull Open Face Helmet as you cruise the highways.  This is a DOT approved helmet with advanced dual lens designs and UV protective glossy finishes. Give your face the new look it deserves.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.