Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Nostalgia retro snow cone maker. This unit can make up to 20 snow cones at a time. This is a great addition to your pool side party.

This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.

The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.