This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

Hanging Cacoon Tent allows you to relax in comfort and feel a sense of freedom as you dangle above the ground. Enjoy the outdoors from indoors.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner.  Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.