The Apple iPhone, watch and or pad aluminum charging stand is as stylish as it is functional.  Use it to keep all of your items in one location as they charge.  Use it as a functioning storage rack as you work.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers will look great on the table during your next barbeque. These ceramic pigs will give you as many conversations as they do use.

Concealment Vent. Hide your firearm or valuables in plain site in this vent-appearing compartment. It’s easy to install and easy to access.