Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

You no longer have to force that last brew down or pour it out. Simply seal with a reusable beer saver cap, and finish it tomorrow.

Take a shot…literally. This hand-blown 2 oz. shot glass has a .308 bullet embedded in it. The glass is fully functional and is a great gift for special occasions.

Pop-up Fire Pit. This portable firepit weighs only 8 pounds and is ready to use in 60 seconds. If you think that’s fast, it cools down in 90 seconds and can be put back in its bag. Use it tailgating, backyard, beach and camping. This thing is cool….or hot!

When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

This Mini Yotsuba Action Figure features moving joints and is available in a variety of colors. It would make a nice piece for your desk.