Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

Colorful Dog Metal Sculpture will look good in any room in your house or office. You could name this dog Spot, but you won’t see him run. Well, there may be a run in the paint. Check out this beautiful metal dog statue art.

The PawHut, a fleece-lined, comfortable little house for your small pet. The material is chew-proof, cozy, and has a heated floor.

Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner.  Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!