Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.