A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

If you are into cool fashion, you will love this Guy Fawkes bronze mask made famous by ‘V for Vendetta’. It is stylish yet creepy, cool yet wicked, and can serve the purpose of the party all on its own.  No need for other attire, unless you just want to spiff it up a bit.  Otherwise, just sit it on a lighted novelty shelf so people have something to talk about.  If you don’t like the bronze, click on the link and check out the other available colors.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

EasyGoProducts Big Bad Barrel Pit Charcoal Barbeque 5 in 1 Can be Used as a Smoker Grill BBQ, Pizza Oven, Table & Fire Pit. Vertical cooking is the most efficient as well as easy way of smoking meat.

Unfu*k Yourself is a motivational book that helps you bypass all the excuses and opinions and others that may stop you from enjoying life to its fullest. Remove the road blocks and be successful.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.

21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.