Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

1/7 Scale AWD Supercar…that says enough. This remote controlled car reaches speeds of 100 mph and is over 2′ long! Hold on tight when drive, and when you buy!

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.