White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

OjO Scooter Commuter scooter for adults. Eco-friendly, electric and smart. Uses any 110v plug to charge with its onboard charging cord.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Take a shot…literally. This hand-blown 2 oz. shot glass has a .308 bullet embedded in it. The glass is fully functional and is a great gift for special occasions.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

People will stop and stare when they see this thing sitting on your desk! Industrial, Contemporary, and plumbing all rolled into one very cool lamp.