Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

Look like a rock star with this 3D Skull Open Face Helmet as you cruise the highways.  This is a DOT approved helmet with advanced dual lens designs and UV protective glossy finishes. Give your face the new look it deserves.

Have trouble remembering passwords and other things?  This unique logbook is the perfect place to record all the shit you can’t remember. Why do you need this? In the age of the hacker, this password keeper lets you create unique and difficult passwords for each website and log in with ease! Stop writing your passwords down on sticky notes and use this little book.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.