Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Fleming hand painted ceramic miniature grill. Decorate your picnic table or barbeque area with this realistic piece.

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

The Apple iPhone, watch and or pad aluminum charging stand is as stylish as it is functional.  Use it to keep all of your items in one location as they charge.  Use it as a functioning storage rack as you work.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

Razor Crazy Cart. 24 volt electric drifting machine has variable speeds and can reach speeds up to 12 mph.