White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

RC Crawler Remote Control Military Truck in 1:16 scale. Features four wheel drive and mobility in all directions for hours of fun.

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.

The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.