This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.

This little stress relieving ball gets it all out for you. It’s a little nasty, but beats the effects of stress.

This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

This super realistic grunting pig hand puppet is proof that modern day hand puppets are simply cool. You have total control over the snout and mouth, and the response to it.  So, use this puppet in a fun way to offer a new perspective on bacon.