Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

This little stress relieving ball gets it all out for you. It’s a little nasty, but beats the effects of stress.

Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. This dude is hand sculpted and hand painted. Coins are easily removed when the plug is removed from the bottom.

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

The Varram Pet Fitness Robot is an interactive tool for your pet. Set the controls and task parameters with the smart phone app, and let this entertain your dog while you are away. If will dispense treats along the way.