No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

Fred & Friends Cheesy Grin bread cutter have made helping momma in the kitchen fun for your little ones.  It’ll stamp eyes and a grinning mouth out of your slice to make your sandwich come to life!  Say cheese before you cut it.

Polaroid has taken the printer out of the equation with their Snap camera. Instant tangible photos are at your fingertips except, unlike the ’70’s, they are digital.

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

This sleek pi-shaped bench is made from teak wood, which means it’s water proof. Jazz up your living room, classroom or office with this cool, artistic piece of furniture.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.