Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

Discover the power of natural magic and healing through herbs, flowers, and essential oils in this new guide to green witchcraft.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.