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Emergency MRE 30-Day Pantry Pack 320 Servings

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

$296.99

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation's leader truly hits the wrong button. Or just, just in case.....This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time. This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

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