The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.

5tep up and take two shots – from your 50 caliber shot glasses. This set of two glasses holds 2 ounces each. Believe it or not, they are made of ceramic.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.