This HUD Heads Up Driving system projects your smart phone’s navigation system onto your windshield so you can see the road and get there on time. No more looking down means safer driving for smartphones and smart people.

The MagBand magnetic wristband is the perfect “extra hand” for the working man or woman. Keep your nails, screws, or bits close to your working hands instead of in your pocket. Or, wrap it around your belt and hang small tools from it.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Harry Potter, who has proven to be as persistent as Elvis, lives on! This 7-book Harry Potter Trunk Collection makes a great gift for all Harry Potter fans.

Call off the search!  You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman.  Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha.  Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.