When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

Canon SELPHY CP1300 Compact Photo Printer with WiFi. This nifty portable printer includes paper and ink. You know the quality is great.

No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

72-hour survival kit. This disaster prepardness kit will sustain two people for three days. It is a must-have for hikers, campers, travelers, and anyone else who wants to be prepared.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

There is nothing wrong with having a little confidence, even if you do not have the pythons that would make your sleeves fall off.

Vector Robot with Alexa onboard. This robot is alive and engages with sight, sound, and touch. Through your wifi, it will control smart home devices such as thermostats, lights, and speakers. Ask it to take your photo or set your clock.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.