This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

Look like a rock star with this 3D Skull Open Face Helmet as you cruise the highways.  This is a DOT approved helmet with advanced dual lens designs and UV protective glossy finishes. Give your face the new look it deserves.

This bobblehead is custom made of polymer clay and will last a long time.  Choose from many themes.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Wheel Brightz – cool, inexpensive bicycle tire lights that will add a little flash to your night ride!

P.S.  Please don’t try to watch these turn while you are riding!