This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

The classic NES is back with 30 pre-loaded games. This little box is about the size of the palm of a hand. Grab a friend and relive the 80’s without having to find the correct cartridge.

Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.