Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

Black Waterproof Rain Boot Shoe Cover with reflector for camping, hiking, travel, rain days, winter, other outdoor experiences. Maybe it just gets deep at work, and you need them there?