• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Genuine Wood Noise-isolating Headphones with Mic

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    $25.00

    via Amazon

  • KooWheel Electric Roller Skate – Now Anyone Can Skate

    The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

    $499.99

    via Amazon

  • Plush “Silent” Pillow – Your Shoulder When You Need It

    When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

     

     

    $25.00

    via Amazon

  • We Do Not Have Wifi Sign

    This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

    $39.00

    via Bourbon and Boots

  • Icebear Tornado PST300C 300cc Trike

    This sleek Icebear Tornado 300cc Trike will turn heads as you style and profile at all the pretty girl hang outs.  The automatic transmission even has a reverse gear…in case you need to back up to take another look.  Oh, and it has disc brakes for quicker stops…and stares.

    ~$4,000 (varies)

    via MegaMotorMadness

  • 2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Workout and Then Have a Drink

    2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.

    $14

  • Metal Cat Wine Stopper

    Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

    $18.96

    via Amazon

  • Dinosaur Taco Holders

    Dinosaur Taco Holders will turn your ordinary taco into a Jurassic Park taco! This prehistoric Mexican marvel will entertain your kids while they eat.

    $11.19

    via Amazon