• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes

    I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

    $13

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  • Ask-hole Definition Poster

    Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

    $5.00

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  • Late All the Time? This is Your Clock!

    Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

    $15.95

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  • Drak Soyouz Matt Sand Helmet

    The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

    $269.99

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  • OjO Scooter Commuter All Electric and Smart

    OjO Scooter Commuter scooter for adults. Eco-friendly, electric and smart. Uses any 110v plug to charge with its onboard charging cord.

    $1,999.99

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  • Snuggle Pillow for Men…When Your Woman is Away

    When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

    $27.85

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  • Interactive Robot Security Camera

    Watch out, Roomba!  The Enabot Ebo Interactive robot security camera travels around your floor space keeping an eye on everything. This creature monitors your creatures and provides video surveillance of your home. In addition to night vision and all the perks you’d expect from a security camera, this one will return to the charging station when it senses a low battery.

    $109

  • Maxamilan Perpetual Faces Vase

    With the Maxamilan Perpetual Faces Vase, location is not an issue.  Place it on your wall table or even on a corner table.  With the multi-sided facial print, it doesn’t matter which direction the faces face.

    $175.00

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