• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Large No Soliciting Sign Go Away

    No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

    $17

  • Fleming Hand-Painted Ceramic Miniature Grill

    Fleming hand painted ceramic miniature grill. Decorate your picnic table or barbeque area with this realistic piece.

    $15

  • Chop Sabers Chop Sticks

    Chop Sabers Chop Sticks are compact enough to carry in your pocket or purse, and cool enough to use in public. Be the light…er, life….of the party.

    $10.99

  • Plague Pass

    Lighten the craziness going on around us with this amusing plague pass. Store you vaccine card inside without having to bend it as with a wallet.

    $13.25

  • Pig Anatomy Model – Seriously!

    Ever seen a pig anatomy model before? Now you have. Enjoy learning about the anatomy of pigs through this model. You may want a few eggs to go with the bacon.

    $28

    via Amazon

  • Archaic and Cool Wrist Watch

    This Archaic but cool wrist watch will have people beginning conversations while you are trying to eat your lunch. This is what you get when style, art, metal, electricity, and Frankenstein all come together….and wrap around your wrist.

    $69.99

    via ThinkGeek

  • Apple iPhone, Watch and/or Pad Aluminum Charging Stand

    The Apple iPhone, watch and or pad aluminum charging stand is as stylish as it is functional.  Use it to keep all of your items in one location as they charge.  Use it as a functioning storage rack as you work.

    $21.99

    via Amazon

  • Reusable Wine Caps – Set of 4

    Life has time and again shown us that the best ways to deal with our problems are with humor and wine. This set of four reusable wine caps will keep your wine and humor fresh with their durable design.   With amusing labels, like ‘rough day’ and ‘wine not?’ they will even work with the bottle upside down!

    $16.97

    via Amazon