• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • GIANT Teddy Bear – 6′ Tall!

    If you can bear owning a stuffed animal that is 6′ tall, this giant Teddy Bear might make a thoughtful gift  for your child or loved one. He’s big enough to hug, hide behind, or act as a sofa and even a bed.  He’s adorable enough to be a gift for your wife or daughter.  Imagine having to drive down the highway with this guy in the passenger seat!

    $159.99

    via Amazon

  • Temperature Controlled Smart Mug

    Ember Temperature Controlled Smart Mug. Wow! Is everything smart now? It certainly seems so. This smart coffee mug holds 10 ounces and is controlled from your smart phone with an app. That is some smart caffeine.

    $80

  • Morning Recovery Hangover Preventer

    Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

    $50

  • Bloody Bath Shower Curtain

    This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

    $13.98

    via Amazon

  • Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa

    Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

    $530.00

  • WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped Wine Bottle Opener

    WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.

    $20

  • OjO Scooter Commuter All Electric and Smart

    OjO Scooter Commuter scooter for adults. Eco-friendly, electric and smart. Uses any 110v plug to charge with its onboard charging cord.

    $1,999.99

    via Amazon

  • Mini Pressurized Keg Growler for Craft Beer

    This pressurized growler is must-have any homebrewer. Fill it up with your favorite craft brew, place it in the fridge, and enjoy. It works like a keg, but without all the hoses and other tanks.

    $150

    via Amazon