Get your potato peeling and french fry cutting to the next level with this duo. The potatoes are peeled electrically and then you choose which set of blades you want to use for the french fry cutter. Want the potato peeled faster? Press the red button.

Ember Temperature Controlled Smart Mug. Wow! Is everything smart now? It certainly seems so. This smart coffee mug holds 10 ounces and is controlled from your smart phone with an app. That is some smart caffeine.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

This display of ceramic flower vases with 8-tube display is the perfect choice for modern contemporary decor.  If you’re stylish enough to display single stems around your house, you’re stylish enough to order an item whose color choices include eggplant, pumpkin, and honeysuckle.  The vase also makes it simple to pick from you own flower bed and create your own arrangement…one flower at a time, if desired.