No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

The MagBand magnetic wristband is the perfect “extra hand” for the working man or woman. Keep your nails, screws, or bits close to your working hands instead of in your pocket. Or, wrap it around your belt and hang small tools from it.

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Ever seen a pig anatomy model before? Now you have. Enjoy learning about the anatomy of pigs through this model. You may want a few eggs to go with the bacon.

Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music oil painting. This large 24″ x 32″ oil painting will be a nice looking and intersting wall décor for any room.

The PawHut, a fleece-lined, comfortable little house for your small pet. The material is chew-proof, cozy, and has a heated floor.

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.