Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio.  Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster.  Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining  the waves crash at your feet.

Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.