Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

This HUD Heads Up Driving system projects your smart phone’s navigation system onto your windshield so you can see the road and get there on time. No more looking down means safer driving for smartphones and smart people.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano for kids and adults. This kalimba is a real musical instrument that will amaze you! It’s also handmade from quality components.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.