People will stop and stare when they see this thing sitting on your desk! Industrial, Contemporary, and plumbing all rolled into one very cool lamp.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

USB Powered Micro Refrigerator keeps your beverage cold anywhere you have access to a USB port. Yep, this micro refrigerator will work in your car, at your desk, or anywhere else you have USB access.

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.