• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

A Door Mat Everyone Needs

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

$15.99

Almost everyone has a neighbor that seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

  • Happy Pigs Salt & Pepper Shakers

    Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

    $98.00

    via Bourbon and Boots

  • Brass Studio Light on Wooden Tripod

    Brass studio light with wood legs that stands over 70″ tall. Beautifully handcrafted wood legs with brass light and hardware.

    $115

    via Amazon

  • Stainless Steel Dual-Cutting Bicycle Pizza Cutter

    Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

    $8.99

    via Amazon

  • Concealment Vent

    Concealment Vent. Hide your firearm or valuables in plain site in this vent-appearing compartment. It’s easy to install and easy to access.

    $35

  • Farting Butt Piggy Bank

    A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

    $15

    via Amazon

  • Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign

    Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

    $25

    via Amazon

  • Morning Recovery Hangover Preventer

    Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

    $50

  • Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover

    With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio.  Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster.  Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining  the waves crash at your feet.

    $878.00

    via Amazon