We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Razor Crazy Cart. 24 volt electric drifting machine has variable speeds and can reach speeds up to 12 mph.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Take a shot…literally. This hand-blown 2 oz. shot glass has a .308 bullet embedded in it. The glass is fully functional and is a great gift for special occasions.

This display of ceramic flower vases with 8-tube display is the perfect choice for modern contemporary decor.  If you’re stylish enough to display single stems around your house, you’re stylish enough to order an item whose color choices include eggplant, pumpkin, and honeysuckle.  The vase also makes it simple to pick from you own flower bed and create your own arrangement…one flower at a time, if desired.

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Nostalgia retro snow cone maker. This unit can make up to 20 snow cones at a time. This is a great addition to your pool side party.