Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This Cannabis Cookbook is probably not something you would find in your grandmother’s kitchen. Have you ever wanted to cook with cannabis and not know how? After 144 pages of this book, you should have a few ideas.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

This reclaimed barnwood rustic American flag is the perfect piece of art for the Patriot or Veteran in your life.  It is handmade using 80-year old reclaimed barn wood.  This flag has natural and ebony colored stripes with a polyurethane finish.  Sit it on your mantel, or hang it on any wall in your home.

Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music oil painting. This large 24″ x 32″ oil painting will be a nice looking and intersting wall décor for any room.

The Vitra Eames Elephant is a perfect addition for elephant figurine collectors.  Additionally, you can give your kid a break from electronics and let this be a true hands on toy.  Standing a foot and a half high and nearly three feet long, this is a perfect piece for indoor and outdoor fun.