• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

$12.35

Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

  • I Flexed and The Sleeves Fell Off Sleeveless Shirt

    There is nothing wrong with having a little confidence, even if you do not have the pythons that would make your sleeves fall off.

    $15

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  • Creepy Face Coffee Mug – Does It Need to Piss or What?

    See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

    $17.95

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  • LED Flashlight Gloves

    Led Flashlight Gloves provide much needed light when working with hands while camping, repairing, fishing or other activities.

    $13

  • Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover

    With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio.  Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster.  Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining  the waves crash at your feet.

    $878.00

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  • Nostalgia BSET300AQ Retro 3-in-1 Family Size Breakfast Station

    Nostalgia BSET300AQ Retro 3-in-1 Family Size Breakfast Station. Have a cup of coffee while cooking breakfast for the gang with this little guy. Multiple color options, easy to clean, convenient and fast.

    $66

  • Electric Portable Folding Scooter

    Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

    $1,350

  • Mini Pressurized Keg Growler for Craft Beer

    This pressurized growler is must-have any homebrewer. Fill it up with your favorite craft brew, place it in the fridge, and enjoy. It works like a keg, but without all the hoses and other tanks.

    $150

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  • Metal Fisherman Wine Bottle Holder

    Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?

    $25.00

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