Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!
Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.
$12.35
Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.
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Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover
With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio. Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster. Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining the waves crash at your feet.
$878.00
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Plush “Silent” Pillow – Your Shoulder When You Need It
When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times. He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen. All hugs are free and without judgement.
$25.00
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Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes
I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.
$13
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Nasty Stress Relieving Ball. Squeeze This and More Than Stress is Released
This little stress relieving ball gets it all out for you. It’s a little nasty, but beats the effects of stress.
$2.99
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Bluetooth-enabled Tile Phone Finder – 4 pack
No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet. With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app. And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.
$59.96
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Suit Case Portable USB Turntable
This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.
$99.95
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YETI Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
The Yeti and bottle openers have always had one thing in common – they are impossible to find when you’re looking for them. No longer! This abominably sturdy Yeti wall-mounted bottle opener will be there when you need it. Go wild.
$19.99
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Sandwich Maker – Cook Two at One Time
This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?
$37.99