• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

$12.35

Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

  • Brass Studio Light on Wooden Tripod

    Brass studio light with wood legs that stands over 70″ tall. Beautifully handcrafted wood legs with brass light and hardware.

    $115

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  • Sir & Mrs. Perky Novelty Bottle Stoppers

    Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

    $15.99

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  • Pig Anatomy Model – Seriously!

    Ever seen a pig anatomy model before? Now you have. Enjoy learning about the anatomy of pigs through this model. You may want a few eggs to go with the bacon.

    $28

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  • Very Cool Desk Lamp

    People will stop and stare when they see this thing sitting on your desk! Industrial, Contemporary, and plumbing all rolled into one very cool lamp.

    $49.63

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  • Pet TeePee

    Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

    $40

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  • Electric Portable Folding Scooter

    Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

    $1,350

  • Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4

    Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

    $20

  • 21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes

    21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?

    $300

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