Global Grub DIY Fortune Cookie Kit – Personalized Fortune Cookies Kit. Take charge of the future by building your own fortune cookies. Perfect for sending a surprise message to your date.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.

Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

This LED Camping Light with Ceiling Fan is a must-have for camping lovers like me who prefer to use a tent. The 2-in-1 fan and light combo helps with the heat, provides a quick LED night light and is battery powered.  Hang it from the tent ceiling and pretend you are at home.

This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.