This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.

Did you feed the dog? This little device easily helps one remember to take care of their fur baby with easy sliding color indicators. Includes adhesive back so you can stick on the wall. Hang it by the door and never forget to feed your dog again.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

This LED Camping Light with Ceiling Fan is a must-have for camping lovers like me who prefer to use a tent. The 2-in-1 fan and light combo helps with the heat, provides a quick LED night light and is battery powered.  Hang it from the tent ceiling and pretend you are at home.