Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

Life has time and again shown us that the best ways to deal with our problems are with humor and wine. This set of four reusable wine caps will keep your wine and humor fresh with their durable design.   With amusing labels, like ‘rough day’ and ‘wine not?’ they will even work with the bottle upside down!

The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

Nobody has a grill like this metal chrome skull wall mounted bottle opener.  Metal-heads, bikers, and warlocks, will all agree. Skulls are, and will always be, cool. Same goes for beer. Why not combine the two?  Literally, a no-brainer on this one.

RC Crawler Remote Control Military Truck in 1:16 scale. Features four wheel drive and mobility in all directions for hours of fun.