Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.