We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.