WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.