Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Led Flashlight Gloves provide much needed light when working with hands while camping, repairing, fishing or other activities.

Life has time and again shown us that the best ways to deal with our problems are with humor and wine. This set of four reusable wine caps will keep your wine and humor fresh with their durable design.   With amusing labels, like ‘rough day’ and ‘wine not?’ they will even work with the bottle upside down!

Dinosaur Taco Holders will turn your ordinary taco into a Jurassic Park taco! This prehistoric Mexican marvel will entertain your kids while they eat.

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.