Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

Global Grub DIY Fortune Cookie Kit – Personalized Fortune Cookies Kit. Take charge of the future by building your own fortune cookies. Perfect for sending a surprise message to your date.

Football season is almost over, but this ‘Merica Mullet Drinking Hat can still be worn around the house. Summer yard work will be more fun and results will be interesting. Keep it loaded.