Have you always wanted a tattoo but was afraid of the commitment to it?  Here’s a chance to make a nice looking temporary one to see what it’s like.

The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Bamboo Wooden watch with a leather wristband. Lightweight, comfortable, and stylish.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.