White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

Dehydrated Water gag gift for the prepper in your life. Take this can with you on a camping trip with friends and see what they think!

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

Cryptocurrenices like Bitcoin have made many people wealthy, and it’s not too late to join them. This book teaches the fundamentals of cryptocurrencies so you can safely invest in Bitcoin and others.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Ever seen a pig anatomy model before? Now you have. Enjoy learning about the anatomy of pigs through this model. You may want a few eggs to go with the bacon.

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

Snap on some Lego’s during your coffee break while you are trying to snap out of the sleep you so badly want. Put a message on the mug and see if the boss notices it.