Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

Razor Crazy Cart. 24 volt electric drifting machine has variable speeds and can reach speeds up to 12 mph.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

Brass studio light with wood legs that stands over 70″ tall. Beautifully handcrafted wood legs with brass light and hardware.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.