Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This display of ceramic flower vases with 8-tube display is the perfect choice for modern contemporary decor.  If you’re stylish enough to display single stems around your house, you’re stylish enough to order an item whose color choices include eggplant, pumpkin, and honeysuckle.  The vase also makes it simple to pick from you own flower bed and create your own arrangement…one flower at a time, if desired.

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Ever wanted to shower with Han Solo?  Now you can and I bet neither of you will tell.  May the force be with you as you enter your shower behind the Han Solo Carbonite Shower Curtain.

This illuminated keyboard is perfect for gamers and night time keyboard warriors. Every key on it has a light under it. It’s like Braille but with lights.