• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

We Do Not Have Wifi Sign

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

$39.00

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk. Adults, too, for that matter. Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine "laugh out louds". Stamps will soon be a thing of the past. Remember when they were only a few pennies? It's okay to talk to each other - pretend it's 1995.

  • Amazon Echo – Your Personal Assistant

    The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

    $179.99

    via Amazon

  • Farting Butt Piggy Bank

    A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

    $15

    via Amazon

  • Popup Fire Pit…Wow! Camping, Backyard, Tailgate, Portable

    Pop-up Fire Pit. This portable firepit weighs only 8 pounds and is ready to use in 60 seconds. If you think that’s fast, it cools down in 90 seconds and can be put back in its bag. Use it tailgating, backyard, beach and camping. This thing is cool….or hot!

    $120

  • Big Bad Barrel Pit BBQ 5 in 1 Smoker

    EasyGoProducts Big Bad Barrel Pit Charcoal Barbeque 5 in 1 Can be Used as a Smoker Grill BBQ, Pizza Oven, Table & Fire Pit. Vertical cooking is the most efficient as well as easy way of smoking meat.

    $158

  • Plush “Silent” Pillow – Your Shoulder When You Need It

    When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

     

     

    $25.00

    via Amazon

  • Wooden Gorilla – Hanno the Gorilla 12″ Tall with Moving Joints

    Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

    $94

    via Amazon

  • LED Camping Light and Ceiling Fan

    This LED Camping Light with Ceiling Fan is a must-have for camping lovers like me who prefer to use a tent. The 2-in-1 fan and light combo helps with the heat, provides a quick LED night light and is battery powered.  Hang it from the tent ceiling and pretend you are at home.

    $17.99

    via Amazon

  • Two Person Survival Tent

    Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

    $19.95