Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

The Yeti and bottle openers have always had one thing in common – they are impossible to find when you’re looking for them. No longer! This abominably sturdy Yeti wall-mounted bottle opener will be there when you need it. Go wild.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

This book of 30 Years of Album Covers will give you something to do for a year or two. Take a walk down music lane as you relive 30 years of history and evolution of music and album art.

There is nothing wrong with having a little confidence, even if you do not have the pythons that would make your sleeves fall off.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.