• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter

    Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

    $5.840.00

    via Amazon

  • Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign

    Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

    $25

    via Amazon

  • Leather Bicycle 6-Pack Carrier

    Made in Milwaukee, WI, like some of the best beer, this all leather bicycle beer carrier keeps your brew secure while riding to the party. Or just riding.

    $78.74

  • LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano

    LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano for kids and adults. This kalimba is a real musical instrument that will amaze you! It’s also handmade from quality components.

    $45.99

  • Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty

    Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

    $15.99

  • Han Solo Shower Curtain

    Ever wanted to shower with Han Solo?  Now you can and I bet neither of you will tell.  May the force be with you as you enter your shower behind the Han Solo Carbonite Shower Curtain.

    $11.99

    via ThinkGeek

  • Fleming Hand-Painted Ceramic Miniature Grill

    Fleming hand painted ceramic miniature grill. Decorate your picnic table or barbeque area with this realistic piece.

    $15

  • Pre-loaded Nintendo That’s About the Size of Your Hand

    The classic NES is back with 30 pre-loaded games. This little box is about the size of the palm of a hand. Grab a friend and relive the 80’s without having to find the correct cartridge.

    $247.87

    via Amazon