You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters
Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
$4.00
Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
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LED Camping Light and Ceiling Fan
This LED Camping Light with Ceiling Fan is a must-have for camping lovers like me who prefer to use a tent. The 2-in-1 fan and light combo helps with the heat, provides a quick LED night light and is battery powered. Hang it from the tent ceiling and pretend you are at home.
$17.99
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Brew House Beer Chillers
Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.
$18
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Illuminated Keyboard – Never Miss Another Key!
This illuminated keyboard is perfect for gamers and night time keyboard warriors. Every key on it has a light under it. It’s like Braille but with lights.
$40
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You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters
Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
$4.00
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Wonder Machine Slow Dance Live Frame
Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.
$350
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Ask-hole Definition Poster
Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.
$5.00
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Roasted Crickets in a Resealable Bag. Born, Bred, Cooked in the USA!
Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.
$25
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Lester’s Fixing Outrageous Wild Crazy Flavored Soda
Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.
$30









