Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!
Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.
$12.35
Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.
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I Didn’t Fart Coffee Mug
A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.
$15
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Crime Scene Hot Pot Holder
Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.
$14.70
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1/7th Scale AWD Supercar – Over 2′ Long and Reaches Speeds of 100 mph
1/7 Scale AWD Supercar…that says enough. This remote controlled car reaches speeds of 100 mph and is over 2′ long! Hold on tight when drive, and when you buy!
$750
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Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4
Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.
$20
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Outdoor Wicker Daybed and Ottoman
Call off the search! You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman. Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha. Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.
$966.17
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Snap Camera – Quicker Than a Drive-Thru Burger Joint
Polaroid has taken the printer out of the equation with their Snap camera. Instant tangible photos are at your fingertips except, unlike the ’70’s, they are digital.
$89.00
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Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover
With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio. Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster. Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining the waves crash at your feet.
$878.00
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Bamboo Wooden Watch with Leather Wristband
Bamboo Wooden watch with a leather wristband. Lightweight, comfortable, and stylish.
$23