• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

$12.35

Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

  • Interactive Robot Security Camera

    Watch out, Roomba!  The Enabot Ebo Interactive robot security camera travels around your floor space keeping an eye on everything. This creature monitors your creatures and provides video surveillance of your home. In addition to night vision and all the perks you’d expect from a security camera, this one will return to the charging station when it senses a low battery.

    $109

  • Survival 16-in-1 MultiTool

    Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

    $18

  • Axe Pizza Cutter

    Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

    $8.97

    via Amazon

  • Leather Bicycle 6-Pack Carrier

    Made in Milwaukee, WI, like some of the best beer, this all leather bicycle beer carrier keeps your brew secure while riding to the party. Or just riding.

    $78.74

  • 72-Hour Survival Kit For Two

    72-hour survival kit. This disaster prepardness kit will sustain two people for three days. It is a must-have for hikers, campers, travelers, and anyone else who wants to be prepared.

    $36

  • Archaic and Cool Wrist Watch

    This Archaic but cool wrist watch will have people beginning conversations while you are trying to eat your lunch. This is what you get when style, art, metal, electricity, and Frankenstein all come together….and wrap around your wrist.

    $69.99

    via ThinkGeek

  • Heads Up Driving HUD for Smartphones

    This HUD Heads Up Driving system projects your smart phone’s navigation system onto your windshield so you can see the road and get there on time. No more looking down means safer driving for smartphones and smart people.

    $50

    via Amazon

  • Yellow-gold Grillz Set

    Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.

    $10.99

    via Amazon