• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

$12.35

Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

  • KooWheel Electric Roller Skate – Now Anyone Can Skate

    The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

    $499.99

    via Amazon

  • Plague Pass

    Lighten the craziness going on around us with this amusing plague pass. Store you vaccine card inside without having to bend it as with a wallet.

    $13.25

  • Wooden Gorilla – Hanno the Gorilla 12″ Tall with Moving Joints

    Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

    $94

    via Amazon

  • Patriotic Gnome Decor

    Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

    $14

  • Public Toilet Survival Kit in a Small Can

    This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.

    $6

  • Dinosaur Taco Holders

    Dinosaur Taco Holders will turn your ordinary taco into a Jurassic Park taco! This prehistoric Mexican marvel will entertain your kids while they eat.

    $11.19

    via Amazon

  • Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet

    The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

    $249.95

    via Amazon

  • Bitcoin and Blockchain: The Key to Success

    Cryptocurrenices like Bitcoin have made many people wealthy, and it’s not too late to join them. This book teaches the fundamentals of cryptocurrencies so you can safely invest in Bitcoin and others.

    $33.95