EasyGoProducts Big Bad Barrel Pit Charcoal Barbeque 5 in 1 Can be Used as a Smoker Grill BBQ, Pizza Oven, Table & Fire Pit. Vertical cooking is the most efficient as well as easy way of smoking meat.

This display of ceramic flower vases with 8-tube display is the perfect choice for modern contemporary decor.  If you’re stylish enough to display single stems around your house, you’re stylish enough to order an item whose color choices include eggplant, pumpkin, and honeysuckle.  The vase also makes it simple to pick from you own flower bed and create your own arrangement…one flower at a time, if desired.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.