Snap on some Lego’s during your coffee break while you are trying to snap out of the sleep you so badly want. Put a message on the mug and see if the boss notices it.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Concealment Vent. Hide your firearm or valuables in plain site in this vent-appearing compartment. It’s easy to install and easy to access.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.

Led Flashlight Gloves provide much needed light when working with hands while camping, repairing, fishing or other activities.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.