• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

We Do Not Have Wifi Sign

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

$39.00

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk. Adults, too, for that matter. Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine "laugh out louds". Stamps will soon be a thing of the past. Remember when they were only a few pennies? It's okay to talk to each other - pretend it's 1995.

  • Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

    Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

    $12.35

    via Amazon

  • USB Flash Drive with iPhone and Android Connections -32GB of Storage

    This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

    $32.99

    via Amazon

  • 450 Pieces of Glow In the Dark Pebbles, Zen Garden

    2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

    $22

  • Snuggle Pillow for Men…When Your Woman is Away

    When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

    $27.85

    via Amazon

  • Happy Pigs Salt & Pepper Shakers

    Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

    $98.00

    via Bourbon and Boots

  • KooWheel Electric Roller Skate – Now Anyone Can Skate

    The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

    $499.99

    via Amazon

  • Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. Hand painted.

    Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. This dude is hand sculpted and hand painted. Coins are easily removed when the plug is removed from the bottom.

    $22

    via Amazon

  • Grunting Pig Hand Puppet

    This super realistic grunting pig hand puppet is proof that modern day hand puppets are simply cool. You have total control over the snout and mouth, and the response to it.  So, use this puppet in a fun way to offer a new perspective on bacon.

    $26.03

    via Amazon