We Do Not Have Wifi Sign
This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk. Adults, too, for that matter. Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”. Stamps will soon be a thing of the past. Remember when they were only a few pennies? It’s okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.
$39.00
This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk. Adults, too, for that matter. Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine "laugh out louds". Stamps will soon be a thing of the past. Remember when they were only a few pennies? It's okay to talk to each other - pretend it's 1995.
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Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover
With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio. Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster. Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining the waves crash at your feet.
$878.00
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Wine Rack Booze Bra
The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.
$29
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You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters
Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
$4.00
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Amazon Echo – Your Personal Assistant
The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one. Play music. Order Pizza. Call a friend. All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone. Don’t you wish work were this easy?
$179.99
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Outdoor Wicker Daybed and Ottoman
Call off the search! You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman. Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha. Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.
$966.17
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It’s On….***** Wall Mounted Bottle Opener
Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener. Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.
$8.95
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Cardboard Rhino Taxidermy 3D Puzzle
Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner. Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!
$30.00
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Brew House Beer Chillers
Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.
$18